My name is Scott Chung. I am 32 years old.
People said that I am like Superman.
Superman and I have something in common.
No matter what I do
I need 3 minutes only.
Change it! Change a combination lock! No strings attached.
Scott!
Scott! Look at you!
You're so drunk! I can't even open the door!
The room is far away, I can move the room to the door.
Yes, move the office to the door too.
Mr. Chung! It's past 8 o'clock already.
All right.
All right. All right!
When there's an early meeting the other day...
you shouldn't stay out until so late!
Of course not!
Work has to be done! But it's important to have fun!
Life is short!
The meaning of life is to have fun!
Look at you! You work all day, so what?
If I weren't there, you would be dead already.
There won't be any meanings in your life then, right?
You're so troublesome! You are miserable!
If I weren't there, you would be dead already.
There won't be any meanings in your life then, right?
The cutting is too conservative!
I would rather make the V-neck like this!
That would be better.
The belly button would be shown. Will the brides wear it?
They are bold enough to get married,
why not wear this?
That's right.
That's right. Not just here!
Even if it's like this, people would still wear it!
This is the only day that a woman can be the protagonist!
So it would be best for them to show more cleavage!
Would you show more cleavage when walking your kid to school?
That's right!
People don't want to spell it out for you!
But you should be smarter!
When they do it with a man for the first time,
they would usually say: Don't! Don't!
But they were actually thinking...
Come on! Come on!
Yes!
That's right.
That's right!
Don't think too much about it. How about this?
We'll start a new low cut V-neck line.
We can charge a lot more with less material!
That would be wonderful!
That's right.
Let's go!
Next topic!
Why bring a toilet in here?
Don't we have one over there?
That's right.
No, this is the newly designed wedding photo-sticker machine.
So, what does the marketing research tell you?
We have tried a few. This one is the best.
Good! It works then.
Technically, it works.
You seem to have hesitations!
That's right.
Mr. Chung! In fact...
Getting married is an important thing in life.
We are not sure if people are willing...
to take these photos.
When did I say that this is designed for the wedding couples?
This is designed for the people who don't want to get married!
They can shoot a wedding photo
in 3 minutes.
They don't have to actually get married!
What's great is that you don't really have to get married!
I think the girls would like this very much.
- Of course they will! - Of course they will!
Will the boys be willing to spend money on this?
- Of course they will. - Of course they will!
Although this is only a wedding photo-sticker machine,
but renting the wedding gowns is 10 times more expensive.
Wedding gowns are useless after the wedding.
This saves a lot of money.
Do you think we can make money?
Of course we can!
Do you understand now? Got it?
- I understand! - I got it!
Then do it!
If you don't use your head in marketing,
then what would happen to the market?
The market would stop moving.
Another model?
You said it was a model last time.
But they were less than 5 feet tall.
They are models for children's clothes.
Don't waste my time.
What? A girl?
I'm familiar with the phone number.
But there are no records here.
That means it was deleted.
What does that mean?
If it was deleted, then I won't take it.
That's right.
What's up?
That's how it should be. Save a room for me.
Good! That's it!
There is a party of...
The Russian Ballet Ensemble at the bar tonight.
It should be something nice.
Would it be...
The Russian Children's Ballet Ensemble?
Men!
Would it be Men's Ballet Ensemble?
No, this is the real deal!
Ballet dancing! I like it.
No, I still think that...
Cancan is better.
Cancan is good!
Brother! Can you have some character?
Yes, we are...
Romantics. We are not obscene!
So, we have manners,
and we have an attitude.
We are not going to woe girls.
We are just having fun.
Make yourself available.
So that the girls can woe us!
That's right. Don't rush things.
Don't act like a dog!
All right. Don't go then.
Why don't you say something? You always liked to interrupt!
Hit him!
My days are nearly over.
What? Are you getting married?
How do you know?
What happened?
Nothing! I have dated May for 7 years now.
You should always postpone it!
You were always good at that.
Look! How miserable!
Being miserable is better than being happy!
At least he knows that he has made a mistake!
You should come to my office and sign a prenuptial agreement.
To calculate the alimony first.
Or she might ask for your shops when you're getting a divorce.
This wouldn't happen if he were so smart.
He has already agreed to it.
I'll try my best to help you.
I'll give you a 50% discount...
on the wedding gowns and photos.
Let's gather our funeral gift for him!
I'm sorry! I mean let's gather our wedding gift for him.
Don't forget to get a pre-marital check-up at my clinic.
A miracle might happen! You might have a fatal disease!
Then you don't have to get married!
I'll open more bottles of wine!
Tonight, we'll drink to our misery!
I suggest you take May with you to the check-up.
Perhaps she's got a fatal disease! Then you're the lucky one.
May I speak to Alan, please?
Alan? He's taking a dump.
You should call back later!
All right. Thanks.
You're welcome!
Dumping Alan!
May I speak to Alan, please?
It's you again!
Didn't I tell you that Alan is taking a dump?
I know I have dialed the wrong number.
Why did you say that he is taking a dump?
If you knew it's a wrong number,
why do you dial again?
I like to dial the wrong number! Can't I?
You don't like to hear my voice?
Of course! It would be great if you kept dialing this wrong number.
I will dial this wrong number again sometime!
- All right. Bye! - Bye.
Hello!
Are you Scott Chung?
Yes! And you are...
I am Nicole.
Nicole?
I am Mimi's friend.
Last week, we went to Karaoke with you!
You're right! You're right!
She told me that you are a sweet guy.
And you're wealthy!
And I found that you are also very caring.
Can we be friends?
You saw through me!
How can I reject you?
But I have to say goodbye to a friend today.
How about this?
Call me some other time!
Sure!
Sure! Sure!
- Bye! - Bye!
I am always like that! It's inevitable!
I guess I have to get married with you.
All the wedding gowns are here.
We're showing wedding gowns at a wedding gown exhibition.
Why do you think that the journalists would report this?
These things are everywhere.
It's like a restaurant exhibiting their food! It's useless!
Are you having doubts?
What happens when promotion...
is not professional enough?
It would become moldy.
That' right! I want to become wealthy!
Can you fix it for me?
Mr. Chung! We have already given out...
all the press badges.
See? This way...
the journalists will report it.
Is it just me?
Or do you think that they are not active enough?
Can we ask them to jump around?
Of course, you should do all the dirty works.
Yes! Yes! All right. Thank you.
Did I see something?
Isn't there a kid?
Hello!
Do you remember me?
You saw through me instantly.
How can I forget you?
How are you, Nicole?
You are a caring person.
You won't let me stand by the side only.
I want to be the first model on the runway!
All right! I'll see what I can do!
Thank you.
You're welcome!
Sure!
- See you later! - All right!
Mr. Chung! I'll arrange it for you.
Right!
Throw her away at once!
Isn't she your friend?
Friends are for playing and having fun!
During work, we are colleagues!
She cannot even distinguish the difference between the two.
If you play at work, that means you are playing your colleagues.
I hate that the most.
Throw her away!
But, Mr. Chung we don't have enough models now.
- That's right! Not enough models! - Yes.
You do it.
No! No way!
Do you think I should do it?
Or you can play rock-paper-scissors for it!
What?
All right! Come on!
- Let's go! - No way!
Quick! Quicker!
Rock! Paper! Scissors!
Come out quickly!
Hey! Isn't that great?
From now on, everyone has to wear this to work!
What?
I was only kidding!
Go ahead now!
Try it out now!
Where is my wallet?
I knew I was right!
Stand there!
Mr. Chung! Mr. Chung!
Wait! Mr. Chung!
Stop running!
Kid! Don't run away!
Bastard! You have stolen my wallet?
Give me back my wallet now!
I didn't steal anything.
If you didn't steal anything, then why are you here?
I'm... I'm here to find my father!
All right!
I'll see who your damn father is.
He should be scolded too.
It's you! Scott Chung!
Stop the nonsense, kid!
Don't mess around with me! You should not lie!
Just don't tell lies.
My name is Wayne Chung! My father is Scott Chung!
Mr. Chung, you wallet is with me.
- What happened? - Is that his son?
Is this ring yours?
Yes, it's a graduation ring!
Have you given it to someone else?
No.
I'm sure I had put it somewhere.
And then someone found it.
I have always been a sound person.
I would do all kinds of precautions.
You know that I would forget my wallet.
But I would never...
forget to use a condom.
The box of the condom stated that
condoms are only 99.9% secure.
I think you outreached that number within last year, right?
When did you learn...
so much about condoms?
This is common knowledge.
You're right.
Hey! What should I do now?
We should dig a hole and bury him!
Do it quickly then. Act now!
Good idea!
Stop playing! Be serious!
He appears out of nowhere suddenly. Someone must be backing him.
Someone?
Like a mother or something. I'm sure they want money.
If they want money, they can just talk to me!
What does this mean?
They must be afraid that you would back away.
Look at his eyes! Look at my eyes!
We don't look the least alike!
But he is very handsome!
That is what's embarrassing about it.
This is the only thing that he is in common with me.
Test his DNA samples! Test his DNA samples!
We'll see if we are really father and son.
The test cannot be done with his hair only.
Wayne Chung!
Please tell me something. Where do you live?
Perhaps we should talk to your guardian!
Let us talk to her face-to-face, all right?
You are not giving us any responses!
Do you know what is a sidekick? Have you tried it?
Do you want to try it?
One...
Kid, you are so handsome!
We want to talk to your mother! All right?
If you do not cooperate with us,
Then there is nothing we can do.
This uncle doesn't know if you are really his son or not.
If you don't contact your mother,
then we will let you stay in the police station for a few days,
so that your mother would come a nd pick you up.
Don't!
All right. So what should we do?
All right. I'll take you to see her.
That's great!
I'll arrange a car.
Shall I find some bodyguards to accompany you?
All right. They have to be big and tall.
My mother doesn't like to meet a lot of people.
It's all right. He is only a kid.
I can go alone.
You think I'm ''diving''?
I can see that you are ''diving''.
So I look like I'm ''diving''?
Then why do you hang on to me?
Kid! Kid!
Is this your mother?
Do you know her?
I really don't.
You have been with her! How can you forget?
Can you tell me what did you eat ten years ago today?
We eat everyday.
What should we do now?
Let's go!
He came by himself. So I guess he can leave by himself.
That's right. At least his mother is with him.
Perhaps there are lots of relatives here too.
- That's right. - That's right.
All right! You'll hold on to him tonight!
I'll think of something for you tomorrow.
No!
Hey! Why don't you hold on to him?
Why don't you say something?
Come with me!
No kid can enter this room,
or you'll end up in jail!
This room too.
You'll stay in jail forever if you come in here.
I'll let you take a look!
But don't touch anything!
Mr. Chung, don't you have a lot of toys yourselves?
These are not toys. They are antiques!
Don't even think about it. Go!
This is my bedroom.
Isn't it beautiful?
Don't come in without my consent.
If you want to play, don't play in here.
There are no policemen at the park across the street. Go!
If nothing happens, don't come to me.
If something happens, don't come to me either!
Don't touch anything here.
Are you tired after all these talks?
Why would I? Why would I feel tired to talk to you?
But I'm really tired now! I'll talk to you soon.
Really? All right.
Aren't you going to make me stay?
If you want to stay, you will stay!
I don't like to use force.
All right.
I'll dial the wrong number again next time.
All right.
Are you a ghost?
What did I do to you in my past life? Why do you keep following me?
Forget it.
We'll throw him on the streets.
Don't you think he would find his family?
We'll find someone to follow him.
Then we would know everything.
Isn't this cruel?
Yes, it is.
Then why do we do it?
It's you who do it, not me.
He's right there in that building.
All right. You go first.
- Can you see it? - Where?
I don't want to go back there!
Aunt! I really don't want to go back there.
Be good! I'll take you back very soon, all right?
No!
You should listen to your mother?
She wanted you to see your father!
Be good! All right? Be good.
Be good! Be careful! All right?
Be good!
Be careful!
You follow the kid! I'll follow the woman.
You follow the kid! I'll follow the woman!
What? What...
- See you. - See you.
Coming!
I'm here for you.
Sir! Your foot!
I know.
I am very busy today. I don't have time for you.
What are you doing?
My schedule is full today. I don't have time for you.
There is no one here. Stop kidding. Come out.
I can see you.
I really have to talk to you. Look at your fingers!
I can see them! Do you think this is a real door?
Stop kidding.
What do you want?
This is what I meant to ask you.
If you don't want the kid, give him back to me.
I don't want him to be with you either.
My sister wanted you to raise him before she died.
Wait a minute! What do you mean by your sister?
You have a child with my sister!
Of course there is a sister!
Charlene... Lam?
You don't know who his mother was?
How can I remember something so long ago?
Can you remember who did you eat with...
same day last week?
I was eating BBQ pork rice with Wayne!
Can you remember who went out with you seven years ago?
I haven't went out with anybody for seven years now.
Your lies are really...
If you don't want the kid,
give him back to me.
I didn't say that. Just answer me first!
Is he really my son?
My sister would not be wrong.
She has only been with one man.
Give me the mahjong money!
You're doing this scene now?
Good! I'll watch! I'll watch!
This is none of your business!
How much did she owe you?
Are you going to pay me?
This is none of your business!
Even if I wanted to, you should tell me the amount.
Listen carefully! It's $15,000.
$15,000?
$15,000? That's all?
Nothing else?
Nothing else.
I don't have much!
Come on! Count this!
What are you doing? I would rather owe him than you!
It's better for you to owe him than me!
I will return what I owe you!
This scene should be over now.
These dialogues are useless!
Hey! The amount is not right.
I know this would happen.
You still want more?
I am a fair person.
It's too much.
Your acting is really too much.
Let me teach you!
The debt collectors would never give the money back.
Remember!
Consider them interests.
And... Look at his wig!
No one would use their wig like...
Hey! Go and wash it!
You would be miserable if that don't work.
Do you have any other debts?
I'm telling you, I will return the money to you.
Forget it. Money is not a problem.
If the kid is mine, I will take care of him.
If the kid is not mine, then I'll return him to you.
All right!
Why are you still here?
How about this...
Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
I didn't do anything to hurt you!
What are you doing?
Why? Stop fighting!
I will fight back!
Stop fighting!
Help!
I was just beating him up. You don't have to cry for help!
Help!
Stop it!
Why do you ask him to leave?
I just got up!
I will beat him to death!
Are you left-handed?
No!
Painful?
Very painful!
Stop it! You...
You have a phone! Call an ambulance for me!
I'll wait here.
No! It's not serious! I'll take care of it. Don't move!
I know this is not serious, but you are not a doctor or anything.
If I'm not a doctor, what do you think I do for a living?
A masseuse?
I'm all right!
How much commission can you take from this fund?
You have made all the money you want.
And you call yourself an expert? Forget about it.
If you were not so polite
I would have hung up already.
Where is the kid?
He's outside.
You know that he is troublesome too! So you threw him out?
No, he is nice!
He calls me Joe!
No way!
Joe!
Perhaps we should take him back now.
Right? We'll do it the hard way.
It won't be too long.
I won't look for men from now on.
Even if I find a man, I'll take the kid with me.
Isn't that nice?
It takes two weeks to get the DNA report.
Two weeks? What should I do now?
Look after this kid!
Good morning, Mr. Chung!
Long time no see, Mr. Chung!
There is really a kid here!
Good morning, Mr. Chung!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry! This is Mr. Chung's order!
Mr. Chung! Now...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry! This is also Mr. Chung's order!
Test their DNA now.
Yes! Mr. Chung.
If he is really your son, my grandson,
I will give him half of your inheritance.
Joe!
I'm sorry! This is Mr. Chung's order!
Yes, as we are doing the test.
I think we should test if if you are really my father.
That's right.
Look at you! What kind of office is this?
It's so messy.
Why don't you get married and stop fooling around?
This is how you got yourself into trouble?
Mr. Chung, get this straight.
Marriage and fooling around are two separate things.
And... I was playing, not fooling around.
If you cannot take care of him,
I'll take care of him for you.
Don't worry, Mr. Chung. I will help him.
I can take care of him.
I will do it by myself.
Kid! What is your name?
Wayne Chung!
Wayne Chung?
Remember, my name is Chung Kai Cheong.
Goodbye, Mr. Chung.
Take care! Mr. Chung.
What should we do now?
It's troublesome to have extra furniture.
Now, you have an extra kid.
Let's put him in a hotel.
And find someone to look after him.
It's all right. I can look after him for you.
But I have never taken care of a kid before.
I have experiences with cats and dogs though.
Why do you think that I can't handle it?
He is a kid!
You cannot just feed him!
You have to communicate with him, teach him.
You have to worry about him.
Wait! Joe!
Think about it.
This is a big company, with loads of problems.
But in a meeting, I can solve every problem within 3 minutes.
I can make every decision within 3 minutes.
Isn't it more complicated to run a company?
But I managed.
I think I can manage a kid.
Even if I gave him 3 minutes a day only,
I can teach him everything I know.
I dare say...
that he would become someone important.
3 minutes per day?
How about the other 1 ,437 minutes?
It's your turn.
''Diving''?
You think that I'm ''diving''?
You look like you are ''diving''!
Why would be ''diving''?
I'll take a photo for you to see.
Do you have anything to say to me?
Any requests?
Any complaints?
Really?
It's nearly 3 minutes.
Really nothing?
It's your turn...
He is like a dead fish! What can you do?
Look what I brought!
Ta-ta! Eight!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
Chungking!
- Do you want it? - $1 ,800!
I'll buy it.
Quick! Right!
It's my turn! Twelve!
Two sixes! It's even numbers. Bingo!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six!
One hundred dollars!
Give $7 50. Give!
You have to give $7 50. Quickly!
Of course not! I...
I'm going out.
Of course not! You have to give $7 50.
I'm going out!
Go! It's $7 50. Quick!
No...
Pay! Believe me!
Income tax! Pay the tax immediately.
Did you put $1 ,800?
Don't lie to me.
It's only $1 ,400.
$400 more.
Forget it! I'm not buying.
You don't want to buy? Really? All right!
Then I'll buy it.
This is the last night. Cheers!
Cheers!
Look how great tonight is! So many pretty girls.
Hi!
Look!
Are you really going to get married? Don't you miss them?
I'm free tonight.
Let's have fun overnight.
I can do it.
Don't force me! I have to go back now.
Don't go back so soon! It's ruins our moods.
Where are they?
Frankie is not here. Po is up there.
Please write it down!
Me again?
Please write it down for me.
What is your phone number?
Hi!
It's me!
Wrong number again!
Your surroundings are very noisy.
Yours are very noisy too.
Yes, it seems that the DJ wants to crush the album.
Really? He is always like that.
What are you looking for?
Why are you looking around?
You can see me? You know who I am?
I found that...
most of my girlfriends have your phone number.
Really?
But you are the only to dial this number.
Isn't that great?
You know my name and my phone number.
But I know nothing about you,
not even your phone number.
This game is so unfair. It's really hard to play.
But I think it's really funny.
Do you want to know who I am?
A little.
I am really ugly.
I might scare you away.
No, your voice is so sweet.
You won't be very ugly.
Bar.
Bar?
At the end.
At the end...
Dressed in black!
Found you.
Long and curly hair.
This kind of blackness and curliness is what I like the most.
Where are you going?
Let's treat this as practice.
I look a lot like her.
If you act like this when you see me,
I will be angry.
When would that be?
Po is over there! Po is over there!
I have to go now. I'll tell you later! Bye!
When would that be?
Hello?
Sir! Do you want a cigar?
Is it better to be longer or shorter?
Is it better to be thicker or thinner?
Do you prefer the long or short ones? The thick or thin ones?
It depends.
If you choose the longer one,
then you can smoke longer.
How long have you tried then?
Miss! Did anyone tell you that...
your legs are very beautiful?
You have so many female patients...
why are you still interested?
Do you know anyone who works in the bank...
and doesn't like money?
You are so bad!
All right then. Give me the longest and thickest one.
- Come on! Cheers! - Cheers!
If you don't suck it for me, I don't know how.
I won't. I don't...
Your services are not good enough.
I'll suck if you don't.
Miss, how much is it?
US$200.00
She sucked it for you. Can you give a discount?
That's right.
It's the same price for everyone.
You're disgusting! Don't fool around.
Miss, how much is it?
US$200.00
Keep the change.
US$200.00
Thank you. Excuse me.
Joe, you said that it could fly so high!
You're a liar!
It could! Let's try it again.
- All right. - Is there coke at home?
I don't know.
Take a look!
It will work this time.
Why do you take the soft drinks away?
It's time to talk to...
your father now.
Let's play some more.
Just 3 minutes.
All right.
I'll wait for you.
Go to play.
Great! Joe, we can play again.
All of you here are good fathers.
I believe some of you have been fathers for a few years now.
You must know how to communicate with your children.
I want to ask for your advice.
What should I say to my child? Anyone?
Last time, I talked to my child like this!
If he doesn't study,
I make him eat shit.
Anything else?
Nothing! That's it.
If he doesn't listen
I'll beat him up.
You are so violent!
Anyone else?
Mr. Chung, men don't need...
to take care of the kids.
It's a women's job.
That's right.
If she cannot handle it then let the teachers do it.
The school fees are so expensive now.
We have to work hard.
- Right? - Right.
That's right. Mr. Chung.
If it doesn't work hire a domestic helper! Am I right?
Right.
If we have to take care of the children
Then how can we earn a living?
Yes! You are absolutely right!
They're only kids!
Come on! Let's drink!
- Drink! - Come on, drink!
All right. You are fired!
I have tried my best!
Even when they were taking advantage of me, I didn't say a word!
But I cannot let them touch me.
You're right! You didn't talk back.
But you fought back, which is worse.
You shouldn't set fire to their trousers no matter what.
Girl! You are so pretty...
and you have a good figure.
If you don't want to be scolded,
There is something else that you can do.
Think it through and give me a call.
You can call me anytime you want.
Change your clothes and leave now.
I'll return this to you first.
Wayne is afraid of darkness. Please go home earlier.
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
You tricked me! Come again!
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
Come again!
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now...
What happened to your hand?
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
Superman is on!
What?
Superman is on!
It was broadcasted in the morning.
Here comes the left!
Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
It's Masked Rider!
Here comes the left! Here comes the right! Now, retrieve one!
I win!
What do you want to play?
Come on! Come with me!
Witch!
Joe! Be careful!
Witch! How do you feel now?
I slipped and I'm taking a rest.
Are you cold?
A little.
I'll get a blanket for you.
Do you want a car?
The white one! Thanks.
All right.
Why do you come back here?
I'm all right.
I am Huang Feihung now.
I know, but you are so strong.
Aunt 13 will die.
Don't go to see him yet.
Go back to your planet first.
I am Huang Feihung!
I know you are Huang Feihung!
Put down your hands. Don't scare the others.
Nothing will happen to Huang Faihung!
Huang Feihung will open the door, right?
Huang Feihung!
Open the door! Huang Feihung!
It's all right.
Let's go! Take a few days off and get some rests.
You don't have to worry!
Fasten your seatbelts. Or you will hurt your legs too.
I am Huang Feihung!
That's right!
Bye!
Go!
I'll handle it from now on!
Can I handle it?
I think I can.
Mr. Chung!
You are lucky today! I'm going to tell you a story!
I'm sure you'll love it. Come! Say it!
All right?
Can you even tell me if you want to listen?
Any requests? Any complaints?
Just say something! Or else I wouldn't know.
Auntie said that one has to apologize for one's mistakes
It's all right. Children always make mistakes.
Just say sorry and I will forgive you.
I didn't make a mistake.
Then who is it?
Me?
Because I didn't let you play in my room?
I didn't let you touch my toys?
I am not a thief!
Oh that!
I've forgotten about it! It was years ago.
Men should not be mean.
All right! All right!
Mr. Chung says sorry to Mr. Chung!
Which Mr. Chung is saying sorry to which Mr. Chung?
This Mr. Chung is saying sorry to this Mr. Chung!
All right? Can I tell the story now?
Great! What do you want to hear?
How about girls?
Foreign chicks! You must love it.
Snow white?
Cinderella?
Auntie said that these stories are for kids!
I am a grown-up now.
What story did you auntie tell you?
Three Kingdoms!
Guan Gong takes his sister-in-law home?
You cannot hear the ending! You're still a kid!
No one can tell it?
I want to hear about Three Kingdoms!
The Three Kingdoms?
It's simple! In fact...
A bunch of people goes to war.
Some died!
Some won!
That's it!
So short?
Yes, after taking her home!
The war begins, and ends. And then he won!
It's so short.
Your auntie just skipped a little bit.
Let's talk about something else.
Let's celebrate the fact that you have listened to Three Kingdoms.
We're friends! We'll eat something together!
Lobsters?
Oysters?
Ducks?
No! I want to go to Takmi!
Takmi?
What is so good about it here?
They will make it when you order.
Don't be silly.
If you wait for him to make everything when you order,
it would take half a day. You would be full from the wind.
You want to eat dumplings?
Just tell me!
And I'll buy the instant dumplings for you.
We'll put the package
in the microwave oven when you order.
It will be done in 3 minutes.
Auntie said that things that are done in 3 minutes are never good.
I don't have to stand in line.
Your auntie taught you to cut in a line?
Uncle Takmi!
Wayne!
How is everything?
I'm here for dumplings.
Is this your father?
Help yourselves! How are you?
How do you do?
Hi! Nice to meet you.
I am Li Takmi, the owner of this shop.
Oh, Hi! Nice to meet you, Mr. Li.
It's just a small shop.
Just call me Takmi!
Takmi, nice to meet you.
This feels a lot closer. Come! Sit!
I don't want to disturb your business!
Sit down! It's all right.
You are a businessman!
I just came up with a wonderful idea.
Since you are Wayne's father, I'll tell you about it.
Don't you know that all the dumplings here...
Are personally made and checked by me!
The materials are used up every day. So it will always be fresh.
There is a queue every day.
There are customers, and the business is good.
But I can't serve everybody.
No, this is good.
You can concentrate
and save up for your the future.
It works.
No...
so many people want to eat, but can't.
If I disappoint them, my heart aches.
But it's strange.
With the advanced technology, I came up with an idea now.
What is it?
I plan to make a VCD to show how I do it.
I can sell it with the materials.
So that everyone can learn.
And everyone can eat, right?
That's too troublesome! You can make instant dumplings.
Then everyone can eat too.
Instant dumplings are not good.
Self-made makes it more friendly.
The most important thing is...
our family heritage would not be lost.
This sounds like a good idea! Great!
You think it's good too?
Do you know where this idea came from?
I don't know.
Wait!
It's from your father!
It was Chung Kai Cheong's idea.
Good!
Think about it! It's big business!
Mr. Chung! Ten dollars!
No need! Try it! Quick!
I'll go back and try it.
I should taste this slowly.
I'll find you later.
Sure! Sure!
You should try the taste slowly.
The sauce is very saucy.
The vinegar tastes good too.
You can even eat it with orange sauce.
Or else it would be tasteless.
It's really good.
Wayne! Let's go and have a football match, all right?
I'm not going today. Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
Right! This is very near to your home!
Perhaps we should see your aunt!
All right!
Let's not.
Why?
My auntie said that I shouldn't find her if she doesn't find me.
Do you always listen to her? What else did she teach you?
Did she teach you to play mahjong?
She doesn't play mahjong!
No?
Then why did she owe so much money to other people?
The money of the bald guy?
That's right. You knew about it?
It's Auntie Seven from downstairs owed it.
My auntie is paying for her.
My auntie said she would help out all the time.
She said so many things. What else did she say?
She said that I have to wash my hands before eating.
She said that I should lie! I have to go to bed and wake up early.
She said that I have to say thank you when people helped me.
And I have to say sorry when I have done something wrong.
That I have to take a bath, and change my clothes every day.
Did you do everything she said?
There's one thing I didn't do.
What is it?
I didn't take a bath or change my clothes for a long time.
No wonder you smell so badly.
I thought you kept on farting!
Is that really enough? You don't want anything else?
That's enough. Auntie said that we should only buy what we need.
What are you doing?
Nothing! Just ''strolling''. Nothing special.
I heard that some creatures are going to the bar tonight.
Don't you dare to fight them with me?
Those creatures again? Forget about it.
I'm not going! Consider me ''diving''!
That's it! Bye!
What does ''strolling'' mean?
Strolling...
it means that...
you are working seriously.
By picking the right clothes for you
I was working seriously.
That's why I said I was ''strolling''.
How about ''diving''?
''Diving''?
That means I am very brave.
Let's say...
I am not scared of a monster.
Then I am very brave. I am very ''diving''.
I want to be ''diving'' and ''strolling'' too.
Good!
I can see that you should be good at ''strolling'' too.
Eat slowly.
Wipe your mouth first!
Is it good?
It's delicious! We'll ask my auntie to come with us next time.
Well, maybe not. Auntie said that...
these things doesn't taste good, and they are expensive.
She said that her cooking is much better.
Your auntie can cook very well?
She only knows how to make a cake!
Do you miss your auntie?
- Hey! - Hey!
If I were dead, would you miss me?
What's wrong with you?
Don't you want to see me?
Yes, I do.
How about now?
What?
You cannot do it now?
Not really!
If you don't see me now,
you might not have the chance again.
Are you really all right?
I'll wait for you at the door of the bar last time.
I won't wait for long.
Do you have something important to do?
No...
You go first. I know how to go back.
I am so ''diving''. So don't worry!
Really?
All right.
Then... I'll pay the bills first.
You take these to pay for the taxi fees.
This is too much.
Do you really know how to go home? Don't be lost!
Take care of yourselves first! This is my territory!
Stop being proud!
Do you remember the password?
Yes, 147258, go!
Now, I am really going!
Go! Go!
Finish it and go home quickly.
Excuse me?
What is it?
Miss, can I have one more ice-cream?
You've just had one!
I'm buying it for my auntie! It's a take away.
I'm here. Where are you?
I'm in heaven.
Stop kidding. What heaven?
I'm right behind you.
- Hi! - Hi!
Don't you want to die?
Why would I want to die when I see you?
How is it? Are you disappointed?
No! I have said that...
With a good voice, you would not be ugly.
Where are we going? How about late supper?
What late supper?
Let's have fun!
Where?
Your place!
My place?
Scott! Wayne!
Gone out?
They wouldn't be asleep so soon.
Scott! Wayne!
Come in! Slowly.
Are you all right?
I'm a little drunk.
That's great!
Clever!
What clever?
Nothing! I'm praising myself only.
Do you want something to drink?
I want to drink some wine.
All right. Wait for me.
Wayne?
Thank you.
Not so much.
Or else you would get drunk.
You must be experienced.
What kind of experience?
Bringing girls back to your place.
Sometimes.
Then I'm relieved.
What are you relieved of?
I'll be ready!
Why does she talk like this?
She has stolen my lines!
Do you use it?
Use what?
A condom! Aren't you experienced?
It doesn't matter now.
What is it?
You're not just going to chat with me, right?
No.
You know my name.
I don't know yours.
My name is of no importance.
Even if I tell you my name now,
I could have made it up.
You've said it. Have you forgotten?
You said, to have fun...
it's best that you don't know...
the person's name of phone number.
Then there would be no responsibilities.
Then there would not be a next time.
Everyone says that.
You should be the kind of man...
that would even forget a girl's face
afterwards.
Me... Me and you...
Even if she is pregnant,
you wouldn't admit that it's yours.
Are you pregnant?
Two months.
Two months?
No...
Let's talk about it! Let's talk about it!
The kid is innocent.
And I like children recently.
It's all right to have one more.
There is one upstairs. Let's go take a look.
What's my pregnancy got to do with you?
It's not mine?
You've scared me! I thought...
But I'm curious! Whose is it? Do I know the guy?
He's a good friend of yours.
My good friend?
Frankie!
Frankie?
Is this Frankie? Where are you?
Don't talk about this now! Come to my place!
There is a girl with 5 feet 7 inches tall, and a 43 inches long leg.
Wait!
36, 24, 36.
36, 24, 36 is waiting for you.
That's right. Come quickly! That's it.
Can you hear it?
I am Guan Gong. I will take you home.
The little Frankie has to be born.
Thank you!
Don't be so agitated! He'll be here soon.
Don't be agitated. I'm a little drunk.
Drunk? Do you want to sleep here?
- Scott Chung! - My room...
You said you've got work to do.
And you left Wayne on the streets, to woe women?
Are you a human being?
It's not what you think at all.
Mr. Chung! Why are you here?
Auntie! Don't be so angry! It's got nothing to do with Mr. Chung.
You're on his side now?
Adults are talking. Children should shut up.
Wait!
Get up! Get up... Help me explain! Come!
Just say a few words! A few words!
No, my head is spinning.
You didn't woe her!
You drugged her?
You were having dinner with Wayne! Can't you do this later?
In order to take care of Wayne, I haven't played for 7 days.
I haven't dated for 7 years because of Wayne.
It's only because no one wants you!
Look at you! Who would want you?
Blue monster? Isn't that wonderful?
It's none of your business that no one wants me.
I know it's none of my business. Then what are you saying?
All right. Don't change the subject.
All right. What was our subject?
There's another one!
No! Joe! Why are you here?
I have always been here.
Your subject is in the taxi now.
Why don't you tell us earlier?
Wayne is not up there.
Don't worry.
I have asked my colleagues to find him together.
Let's find him separately, all right?
- We'll go that way. - All right.
You stay here. Tell us as soon as you found him.
- We'll go this way. - All right.
Mr. Chung! Mr. Chung!
What are you looking for?
I'm afraid that he has fallen into the sea.
Wayne used to play with those kids a lot.
No... Here...
It's delicious!
Why are you eating in the shop? Found him?
Found him!
The dumplings here are delicious!
Don't worry! Wayne is so clever. He would be all right.
We'll find him after eating.
Are you hungry? Eat something first.
I'm waiting for you.
Add two more seats.
Takmi, have you seen Wayne?
You are not qualified to call me Takmi.
What?
Eat!
Takmi, where is Wayne?
Yuk, you shouldn't bear...
all the responsibilities.
It was so hard for you for so long.
You should tell us if you couldn't carry on.
We have so many neighbors.
I'm sure we can bring him up.
We respect your father.
Doctor Lam has helped...
all of us in this area before.
Don't worry about Wayne.
What did he tell you?
He is really clever. He said...
He won't stand in the way when you're dating.
Yuk, you are a grown-up.
Wayne is right.
You should think for yourselves.
Find a good man.
All right. I understand.
I will take care of him.
You are still so stubborn.
No, Takmi!
All the neighbors here have suffered a lot.
Why don't you give him back to me?
Do you think that money is everything?
Raising a kid is not easy!
You cannot just feed him.
You have to communicate to him, teach him.
You have to worry about him.
That's right.
See? Even they agree to it.
Why do you keep thinking that I can't handle it?
You can concentrate on fooling around with girls.
No! What if... and I mean what if...
He is really my son.
Then should I be in charge of this?
In charge of what? We haven't found him yet.
It's Wayne!
Mr. Chung! Don't run! Mr. Chung!
Wait! Mr. Chung!
Help! Chase him! Run quickly!
Wayne!
Run Quickly!
Who is going to pay the bill?
Mr. Chung! Mr. Chung!
We have yelled for so long. Perhaps you should stop now.
Wayne!
How is it? Do you need help?
No need. Just block they right here.
Mr. Chung!
Be careful! Mr. Chung! Something is bound to happen.
Can you bring your eyes when you walk?
Are you all right?
Do I look like I'm not all right?
No.
Then I should be all right.
Mr. Chung! Are you all right?
I'm all right.
Look! Accidents happen when you don't pay attention.
There is blood!
Auntie! I won't do it again! I'm sorry!
Frankie! You don't even have a bandage?
Why do you want me to take a scan? Is that really necessary?
But you feel dizzy now.
And it's rare that you're here.
So I need to make you pay more.
And, I want to check your brain.
To see if it's very dirty.
Similar to yours.
Is he all right?
All right. All right.
Nothing would happen to bad guys like him.
Do I know you from some place?
No! No! There's no need to know.
Auntie! I feel dizzy.
Kid! How are you?
Let me take a look!
Kid! How are you? Do you always feel dizzy?
It's all right. Go and take some rests first.
Take a scan for him too. It's your money anyway.
All right.
Nurse.
Check something more. Just in case. It's all right.
It's just in case.
It's lucky that I check something more.
It's also lucky that we found this at an early stage.
It's nothing serious?
What is it?
Don't be nervous! It's not serious!
So, what is it?
It's Septal Defect.
Septal Defect...
Don't be scared.
The success rate of the surgery is very high.
Very high? That means there a chance of failing!
Even circumcision can fail.
That's reasonable.
No! You are not his father! Of course you are not nervous.
Don't say these things to me! Sign it first.
It's better to operate as soon as possible.
All right. I'll sign it.
What are you doing? Are you his guardian?
All right. Go back and take a rest first.
I will arrange the operation soon.
Nurse, take her out.
Let's go.
I have something to talk to you. You go first.
What is it? Is he all right?
The DNA report is out.
Sit down.
Cheers!
I wish the operation would be very successful!
And good health to you!
Drink less soft drinks!
It's all right. After drinking much medicine,
soft drinks are okay.
Do you know what the nurses said about you?
They said you are handsome! Be careful!
They are after you now.
Let's eat!
Mr. Chung! Mr. Chung!
Joe! Auntie! Let's eat!
- Good! - Good!
I'll compete with you!
All right!
One, two, three!
Let me ask you a question!
When is a doctor most annoyed?
Do you know the answer?
You don't know?
When he is out of ''patients''.
That's why.
All right. I'll give you another one.
Which one of us...
had the largest shoes?
You don't know?
Let me tell you...
It's the one with the largest feet.
Let's eat!
Mr. Chung!
What is it?
I mean this Mr. Chung!
Don't you have something to announce?
I'll say it after dinner.
Eat...
Eat quickly!
Is it good?
Wayne! Look!
Have you wanted this for long? It's for you.
It's beautiful!
You can open it here.
Don't you have something to say?
Why don't you say it?
Me again?
You should do all the dirty works for me.
I have an announcement to make.
According to the DNA reports,
Scott and Wayne...
are not related!
That means... they are not father and son.
Wayne! Although we are not father and son,
we can still be good friends.
You can live with your auntie here.
Two weeks later
I'll come back and play with you.
Wayne!
Not your son! You!
The report on your scan is just out.
There is a tumor in your brain.
I am not a brain specialist. So...
I'll transfer you to a specialist.
I hope it's not as serious as I thought.
Thank you.
Shouldn't you reveal that he is your son now?
His mother went in the hospital and didn't come out.
I don't know if I can come out alive this time.
I don't want to hurt him too much.
If I can really come out alive,
I can tell him that there was a mix up in the DNA reports.
And be his father again.
In fact, this is not that serious.
There is something in the brain.
But the doctor said that I might not die.
Don't worry. I have already found
the best specialist from Sweden.
Let fate decide.
That's right. Bad guys like me won't die so easily.
Don't be like that. You have to look after Wayne for me.
If I can make it,
I'll make you my woman.
Who wants you?
I'll make you a woman even if I'm a ghost, all right?
If anything happens, I will make you my woman.
That's right.
You are disgusting!
We'll feed you for live, all right?
It's all right.
Wayne! Wait for me!
Wayne...
Wayne!
Your will is prepared! There is no problem with it.
He is here. Wait. It's yours.
Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
I am getting married.
Have I dialed the wrong number again?
How is it?
I am getting married.
Really? Congratulations!
I have to thank you, Guan Gong!
Don't call me Guan Gong anymore.
You have to keep an eye on him.
Don't say that!
I'm serious!
You keep an eye on him!
I'm very busy!
Wait! I'll give you your husband back.
Yes, all right! I'll see you tonight. Bye!
Eyewitness! Please!
What a great wedding occasion! Let's drink to it!
Cheers!
Wait! Are you sure?
I'm sure!
If anything happens to me,
I'll give my properties to the kid and his auntie.
That's not what I meant.
Can you drink?
Yes, he can! I am a doctor!
Who said that one shouldn't drink before an operation?
That's right. I have a tumor in my brain, not in my mouth.
Come! You're getting married! Congratulations!
The operation is successful!
Cheers!
Wait!
Wayne! Mr. Chung is looking for you.
Wayne!
He doesn't listen to me!
He is just a kid. He'll be all right soon.
All right. I'll tell him to call you.
All right.
All right. It's okay now.
Mr. Chung! Father...
Stop! You told him you're not his father, in order not to hurt him.
But now you're calling yourself ''father''?
Am I dead now?
If you're not going to die, then this is useless!
No...
Make two versions.
I'll call myself father in one, and I won't in the other one.
Shoot the one that you call yourself ''father'' first.
Do you know what you're talking about?
I owe him a story!
All right.
Mr. Chung! Father owes you a story.
After Guan Gong...
took his sister-in-law back home...
It's like this.
After Guan Gong fought the war,
he brought this...
Is this boring?
How about girls? You must love stories about girls!
How about boys? Snow White is good.
What does Snow White have to do with him?
Can you tell him something more personal?
All right!
Son! Pretty girls are not always good.
So when you are looking for girls, they don't have to be pretty.
Find someone that looks nice and knows how to cook.
Someone who can look after you, willing to help people...
has her own thoughts and independence.
I guess I am confusing you right now.
To put it simply, just like...
Yuk! Just like Yuk!
No. Not this! Not this!
3 minutes! 3 minutes is very important!
Son! Sometimes, 3 minutes is not completely wrong.
Look at Takmi! He cooks all day long.
It must be delicious!
But sometimes when people are hungry,
when you are hungry,
you can make instant dumplings in 3 minutes,
then you won't be hungry anymore, right?
Life is short!
It's not wrong to do everything big.
But sometimes you have to slow it down.
It's right too.
I'm confusing myself again. I don't know what I'm saying.
Yes! What are you talking about?
Why don't you say it for me?
This is difficult! I can't do it for you.
You should do all the dirty work for me!
How can I do it?
This is old fashioned!
Why didn't you tell me this earlier?
I am old fashioned now!
Forget this!
The doctor is honest.
He said that the percentage of success for the operation...
is less than 1%.
But I have to take the risk!
At least it's better than betting on the lottery.
I have always been lucky throughout my life!
I can have a son so nice through accident!
Why don't you eat?
Let's go!
Mr. Chung wants to treat Auntie to dinner!
Let's go!
We'll eat first, all right?
Let's take a picture!
No!
Come on!
Don't move! I'll come over!
Wayne!
This is good! This is good!
Come!
Come on!
Wayne!
Although we are not father and son,
but we can still be good friends.
''Strolling'' means working seriously!
''Diving'' means the one is very brave!
I have to be ''brave'' and ''strolling'' too!
Clever!
In fact, you are really lucky!
If I didn't check you brain,
you wouldn't live until this week.
Don't worry! I will go in and watch everything.
What's the use of that? You are not the surgeon!
You think I want to watch you? Your father hired a master!
I want to see the show!
AV? Then I don't want any anesthetic, I want to see too.
I'll go and prepare for it.
Joe!
Don't speak!
I haven't spoken yet!
Do you want me to cry?
Don't be like that! This is old fashioned! Have you forgotten?
Right! It's old fashioned!
Why didn't you say so?
- You... - Get lost!
Son! Calm down!
You will be all right!
You call me son?
Did I?
It's just the same.
That's right! Dad!
And, I know you don't like this...
But I did it anyway.
Wayne!
Mr. Chung! You have to be ''diving''.
The doctors are ''strolling''.
You will be all right.
Mr. Chung! There is something I have to tell you.
Remember!
''Diving'' doesn't mean brave! It's means scared!
''Strolling'' doesn't mean working seriously.
It's means that you're too lazy to do anything. Remember!
In fact, I know about this.
Really?
I am not ''diving''. So, don't be ''diving''.
I am not ''diving''.
Are you going to jump on me? I don't mind.
Stop kidding!
Thank you!
Mr. Chung! It's about time!
Give me one more minute!
Give him 3 minutes!
It's all right.
Let's go!
There are many 3 minutes in a person's life!
But this is the most satisfying...
3 minutes of my entire life.
This might be my last chance to see them.
Men are contradictory!
If many people miss you,
then you can go without regret.
It doesn't matter how long a person's life is!
It's only matters how solid a person's life is!
My name is Scott Chung! I am 32 years old!
When Bruce Lee died,
He was also 32 years old.
Let me ask you again!
Any requests? Any complaints?
If you have requests, then remember to come out!
(Title card: Joe, Dad,
Granddad, Auntie, me and Mum)
If you have the patience to wait for 3 minutes
Then there might be different endings in life!
Ridiculous!
How can you leave me out of this?
Do you want to ...
Back away?
Dad! This haunted house is very dangerous!
What should we do?
I'll beat the monsters up! You can save the girls!
Wayne! You are good to me!
I have saved the girls!
Give me!
Why do I have to give her to you?
Because I agreed to let you save her life.
I saved her life! She should be mine!
THE END Subtitles by: reklame